tomfordvelvetorchid:

I love her

oddmoderator:

chchchcheckitouttt:

nerdyteaparty:

snorlaxatives:

happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

snoopingasusualisee:

normanbates:

turing-tested:

there was this really cute woman at a con dressed like toriel once and i told her she was a milf and shes like “i have an open relationship i can show you how much of a milf i can be” and i almost did it but her kids my age and how fucking awkward would it have been to go to the homestuck photo shoot the next day and look someone in the eye knowing i fucked their mom

this is the worst post on this website

leninluvr1999:

me:

Sims 4 toddler cc:

lornacrowley:

hey colourpop cosmetics you make great affordable products and i love you but we gotta talk about something. just a quick little thing. just sit down it wont take that long dont worry i just want to have a little chat about well uh

mjalti:

me, at 1 pm: listen im a humble potato-forger just trying to make it through the winter. this world has left me empty–

me, at 4:16 am: *inventing a line of fine jewerly designs complete with a marketing ad, then writing a short story about the way wealth poisons the heart even when in pursuit of Beauty*

passionpeachy:

passionpeachy:

SNUFKIN SAID

sleek-siren:

angelrom:

gcds ss19

Wow